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Asuka Kureru
01 July 2015 @ 03:42 pm
TOTAL: 12 612


-landlord ofic: Workplace in the Romance (8 246 words) (some of which was actually deleted scenes as i rewrote this thing like a motherfucker; will be posting them in this post just because)
-landlord ofic: Luce POV thing (1 564 words)

-Covalent 'verse: Meenah, Damara, Kankri (2 802 words) (might actually be complete but also needs to be reread and fixed for continuity and descriptions.)

... i did plot a LOT for demon patrol, so while nothing is writen yet the thing is unblocked and might start to flow again any time soon, so all was not in vain!

... *flops*

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Asuka Kureru
01 June 2015 @ 10:32 pm
TOTAL: 13 242

cutting myself some slack, this has not been a good month in general. at least there was BT!

-Landlord ofic: Visitation Rights (the one with prison guy) (1 528 words)

-Battlefield Terra (6 128 words)
-Landlord ofic: luce thing (2 624 words)
-Landlord ofic: sevan and mike have the talk (or try to) (2 962 words)

mneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh. >:/

on the upside i've been having thoughts about demonfic, so hey, who know, might figure out wtf happens next sometime next month. no promises but maybe.
Asuka Kureru
"Who's dead?" Vasili barks when Mikhail walks in, before he even sits. There's a glass between them with talking holes in it -- he's violent and they don't know who the fuck Mikhail is. He could perhaps crack it but his hand would splinter all the way to the wrist. Fucking plastisteel.

That old sonovabitch Mikhail arches a fucking eyebrow at him, and then the guard in chief goes, "Deustche, bitte," because he can't even trust Vasili with fucking words.

Like it's words he was in solitary for.

on AO3 (locked)
Asuka Kureru
07 May 2015 @ 01:35 am
jesus fucking dick.

you ever read an author who’s pretty awesome, but for one GLARING FAULT -- and you only notice it the first time because it’s egregious, but then you reread your old favorite and the scent of that same thing is hanging in the air? and then you read new fic and surely they have learned another way to plothook since the last horriblest example of nooooo not that idiot ball plot plz...

... and the fic is awesome!

for seven out of ten chapters!


i love vathata’s plots and the way she does crossovers and merges universes, and her love of little details and meta and research is so geekily fun but like

every single fic

there is a darling, and they have fun and badass stuff happens and the fic is fun, and then there is someone who gets handled the idiot-jerk ball and gets their characterization flattened down to the worst aspects and loses their ability to use any self assessment and break all their hypocrisy alarms that should be BLARING, and CALLOUSLY BETRAY the darling, so that the darling can be BETRAYED AND HURT and give them a lesson but ultimately grandly forgive them. after they have crawled some and been Very Sorry.

why does she always do this.
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Asuka Kureru
01 May 2015 @ 06:06 pm
TOTAL: 23 320 words.

that's based on three weeks, so quantity-wise it's not bad. better than previously, even. quality-wise it's not bad either, i just wish i could have worked more on homestuck stuff and other fanfics on top of all the ofic.

my grandmother died on monday so i'm not going to hold myself to any standards for not writing in the last week.

-Covalent 'verse (177 words) (IT WAS ONLY MISSING THAT MUCH *FOR LIKE A YEAR* AAAA)
-Landlord ofic n°1, Lord of These Future Lands (15 715 words)
-Landlord ofic n°2, Work Songs (6 045 words)
-a few sequelish snippets from various fics (847 words, reposted from tumblr in this here post)

-landlord ofic n°3 (536 words)

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Asuka Kureru
(which is btw complete)

"Here we are! Castle Bauer," Mikhail said, gesturing up to the red brick facade. The apartment building was stuck like a redheaded stepchild between two burlier, more menacing siblings, all narrow and vaguely sad-looking. That impression could probably be blamed on the pollution grime and the rusted grilles on the lowest windows, mind. "Home sweet home, kind of."

Head craned up to take in the building, Timur let out a little puff of breath that was almost a laugh -- a chagrined, unsure one.

"It's a dump for now, but that's fine. Come on."

He walked up the three front steps, paused when Timur didn't follow. Suitcase still at his feet, the other golem would have been choking his own hat if he'd still had any, long-fingered hands clenching spasmodically over his stomach. So tall he was about eye level with Mikhail on the steps, even with his stooped shoulders, the long-sleeved shirt swallowing his frame... He'd grown again during the ten years they hadn't seen each other, Mikhail was pretty sure, and was even surer that the only reason Timur didn't wear gloves to cover the bamboo segments at his knuckles was him being unable to find any that would be long enough.

Mikhail had started rolling his sleeves back up in the last week. It was better for the jobs he was working.

6k, safe for work.
Work Songs on AO3 (locked)
Asuka Kureru
Fresh-faced university student Sevan picks up rugged, funny Mikhail. Okay, is picked up. Same result – a nice evening for all. No consequences, right?

Only Sevan is a mage, and Mikhail is... well.

Urban fantasy, male/male sex, low on action. Contains age difference, eventual power imbalance, caretaker fatigue, suicidal thoughts.

Chapter 1 of 2 on AO3.

(This is likely to be part 1 of a series, as not all plot threads will be tied off in this one. The fic is locked to people with an AO3 account.)
Asuka Kureru
01 April 2015 @ 06:44 pm
TOTAL: ... 16 898.
... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

-sorin & veli tree-sex-related silliness (851 words)

-demon patrol chapter idk the next one (2 505 words)
-ofic: post-magical meteor apocalypse cult escape (11 308 words)
-battlefield terra chapter 9 (762 words)
-ofic: magical building manager (1 472 words)

jesus i don't know why things have been so shit writing-wise recently but this month is the absolute worst in like four or five years. so sulky. *grumps off into the night, grumping*
Asuka Kureru
10 March 2015 @ 02:06 pm
by solids i mean pureed stuff.

by pureed stuff i mean beetroot.

violently red, juicy, stain-happy beetroot.

he's also a very active baby. i'm sure y'all who know babies see where this is going.

he took exception to the beetroot container and bitchslapped it off the table. the container hit the ground and bounced. the beetroot bounced higher.

We found splatters on the floor. we found splatters on the (white) walls. we found splatters over the phone stand, past the phone stand, and all over the cuddly blanket for the couch. we found some on the radiator by the TV. we did not find any ON the tv!

there was some *behind* the tv.

and when everything was cleaned up and all the more solid, already dried bits of beet were picked up and the fuchsia pink stains were sort of sponged off and all the stained spots on the wall were marked for repainting, someone looked up and found out there were splatters on the ceiling too.

yeah, i don't think we're gonna forget the first time the baby ate beets anytime soon. XD
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Asuka Kureru
01 March 2015 @ 11:22 pm
TOTAL: 27 626

i was aiming for 28k words since the month is 28 days long and i ALMOST got there, and that's mostly because Crash Standing decided not to sprawl out, so i'm pretty happy and considering it attained. ^^

also yeeee starting to post stuff agaiiin!!

the only thing i'm hrrmgh about is the almost total lack of BT, because i was feeling all WRITE ALL THE THINGS and therefore really wanted to have a month where i wrote EVERY SINGLE THING. that, alas, did not happen. NEXT TIME, BT. >:O

-Gundam Wing: Lone Wolf and Pilot chapter 8 (6 326 words)
-Demon Patrol chapter 26 (9 930 words)
-Crash Standing chapter 18 (NO words! all written out before feb.)
-Crash Standing chapter 19 (135 words) (technically posted march 1st but finished on the 28th so.)

-battlefield terra chapter 9 (233 words orz was hoping for more. my one disappointment!)
-Demon Patrol chapter 27 (4 613 words)
-Crash Standing chapter 20 (6 020 words)
-that goddamn mituna/latuna/kankri beach fic (369 words)
Asuka Kureru
19 February 2015 @ 07:30 pm
"You know, you guys could have been ordered off the field entirely!"

Dave dislikes Roxy immensely right now.

There she is, sitting on the low windowsill of what used to be a hairdresser's shop window, wearing that stupid Venice mask with the feather and swinging her legs. The thing is violently pink and sequined, catches every ray of light that manages to pierce the grime. Dave keeps losing track of her every time she stops talking.

Dave makes sure his tush is extra-cocooned in this here creaky old chair, and tries not to think about the old crusted-dry gunk marking the edges of the hair-washing basin he's propping his head against.

"We could have been ordered to be goddamn useful, too," Karkat replies before Dave can. "Not that I mind being hidden away and doled out penny by penny like the peerless treasure I fucking am, but if we're that precious, the fuck kind of sense does it make only having the two of you as guards?"

"All the sense in the world!" Roxy replies -- huh, she's still in the same spot. The feather wobbles with her nodding, the tip almost two feet over her actual head. "I got Horuss to make sure no one finds y'all..."

"And I've got my good old buddy Eridan to shoot anyone who finds you anyway full of holes!" Jake continues for her. They both turn from the window to grin.

"And if they're not dead when Jakey and Eri are done with them, I've also got Equius to beat them into the ground. Tadah."

Karkat stares at them, and then turns to stare across the dusty floor at Dave to share his total absence of admiration.

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Asuka Kureru
17 February 2015 @ 06:42 pm
Post-EW, fusion with the Iskryne series, written for the Psychic Wolves for Lupercalia mini-challenge. Duo-centric, eventual Duo/Heero. Psychic packbonding, consent issues.

Duo doesn’t want to join the Preventers, thankyouverymuch. Preserving the peace is all well and good but he likes answering to no one but himself, and like hell he wants to buddy up to people he and Killer used to stand against, back during the war.

Only the Preventers have a pack, and his brother-wolf doesn’t, never has, deserves to, and maybe a junkyard dog isn’t all a warrior wolf should be.


Duo swore Heero would have kept him awake less if he'd been tossing and turning.

Mary had retired to her little wolf cave on the ground floor of the Yuy bunk bed a while ago, and was dead asleep as far as Duo could tell. Meanwhile, her person was lying absolutely still one level up, stretched out on his back, a hand tucked under his pillow for the hidden gun. Staring at the ceiling.

Okay, not really, his eyes were closed. Might as well have been staring, though. Duo didn't know if it was because almost everyone else was asleep and therefore quiet, but...

The awareness of too many breaths in the room he felt was a little too sharp to be his. He'd been here for almost four weeks now, after all, and it wasn't like he'd never slept in dorms before, doing his training on cramped, overcrowded Sweeper ship after Sweeper ship. Half the time he had his choice of hammock or Killer's flank to sleep on, and the hammocks vibrated every time someone opened a door or walked by...


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Asuka Kureru
In Which A Secret Mutantblood Unknowingly Picks Up A Member Of The Nobility In A Bar Of Ill-Repute, After Which They Proceed To Have Sex, Fall Asleep, Then Have Sex Again While The Mutant Desperately Tries To Hide His Blood Color And Not Laugh At The Blueblood's Deplorable Jokes. Contains References To Ashen Pornography, A Somewhat Pitiable Inability To Handle The Gloriousness Of War, And Mentions Of Conciliatory Perversions Unsuitable For Trolls Aged Eight Or Under.

((btw I’m going with indigo-Equius, purple-Gamzee, violet-Eridan.))


"Dude," someone mutters against his neck. "Dude, your communicator is beeping."

Karkat blinks away the afterimage of his dreams -- some boring cliché horsebeastshit about wading through a mess of alien larvae during a mission. It's dark in the recuperacoon, but a faint greenish glow comes from outside.

The slime isn't great, but better than they get in the barracks; it would be easy to sink back into its embrace...

He doesn't care about the dream (terrified pupae, gore squelching under the tread of his combat boots) and he does vaguely want to find out if the other troll pressed against his side would let him sink into his arms again (maybe his nook, even, shit, that part of yesterday was good.) Hey, the guy didn't steal Karkat's wallet or cull him during the day, Karkat likes his odds.

"Dude," the man mumbles, eyes entirely closed, and disappears under the surface with a quiet glop. His horns emerge from the orange up, two windswept, rolling curves that Karkat is almost (vaguely, entirely) sure he had his hands on at some point...

Karkat grabs the edge with both hands and fits his feet in the holds and executes a smooth-as-hell roll through the round opening.

(He lands on his heels and stumbles back, but the wall of the recuperacoon breaks his fall before he can get very far.)

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Asuka Kureru
01 February 2015 @ 04:57 pm
TOTAL: 26 159

-John/Karkat trollstuck: If You Like My Name, You Should Hear My Number (10 300 words)

-demon patrol chaper 26 (847 words)
-miles vorkosigan wolf verse fic for lupercalia (654 words)
-Girl Genius: jaegertroth chapter 3 (2 417 words)
-Crash Standing chapter ... idk latest (8 532 words)
-Latula/Mituna/Kankri beach fic (3 408 words)

the machine seems to be slooooowly starting again, esp. on longass WIP, but my writing block/inspiration flop is still lurking. this is annoying. >:/

on the upside: totally unexpected, complete, 10k long porn fic. it's been so long. ;^;
Asuka Kureru
01 January 2015 @ 03:18 pm
DEC. TOTAL: 21 853

-Girl Genius: Jaegertroth chapter 1 (248 words)
-Girl Genius: Sorin and his sister silliness (2 713 words)
-Knightly Husbandos: Lil Hal pitches a fit (1 185 words)

-Covalent 'verse: Jane&Terezi, Terezi&??? (2 366 words) (this one might not be posted for a while, it happens a while in the future from now and it's spoilery as fuck.)
-abandoned attempt at superhero AU (261 words) (self why you hate superhero AUs)
-Crash Standing chapter idk 18? (6 446 words)
-Girl Genius: Jaegertroth chapters 2&3 (5 411 words)
-Battlefield Terra chapter 9 (3 222 words)

... did i really only post one single homestuck thing??? D:


jan: 33 024 :33
feb: 29 777 :3
mar: 20 462
apr: 15 236 DX
may: 16 159 ://///
jun: 25 387
jul: 41 437 HOLY FUCK
aug: 23 442 ehh vacatiooonnn and also NEPHEW
sep: 34 227 :D
oct: 31 065 :33
nov: 23 263
dec: 21 853

TOTAL: 315 332

AVERAGE: 26 276

2010: 136 235, average: 11 353/month. ... :X :X :X
2011: 167 675, average: 13 973/month. :X
2012: 332 396, average: 27 700/month. eeeeeeee.
2013: 396 917, average: 33 076/month !!!!!!!!
2014: 315 332, average: 26 276/month ... >:X

dude, that this is not as good as last year, yeah, last year was bananas, but i'm kinda hrrmrpgh about not even being better than two years ago. tho the difference isn't that big.

One of the differences i can feel is i'm no longer exploding all over the place with a dozen of oneshots for Homestuck. The inspiration for the big stories is still there but I no longer get so many brand new ideas, i feel like i've done most of what i wanted to do already... :( and so far nothing else has taken its place as a source of boundless inspiration. SADFACE OF SADNESS.

Anyway. 2015 shall be better. Yesssss. >:E
Asuka Kureru
02 December 2014 @ 11:14 am
TOTAL: 23 263

Meh. Passable. >_> there was some battlefield terra in the lot, so i'm forgiving myself.

-Girl Genius: Veli&Lazar (829 words)
-Girl Genius: Sorin&Lazar (1 661 words)
-Girl Genius: Sorin/Veli bondage porn (1 737 words)
-Troll John♦Troll Rose ficlet (454 words)
-Demon Patrol: Rose/Kankri kiss (1 273 words)
-Crash Standing AU: Gamzee comes on to Bro (398 words)
-BT AU: Dirk and Dave capture Karkat (1 234 words)

-Crash Standing chapter 18 (355 words)
-GW: Lone Wolf and Pilot (137 words, not sure i'll keep 'em)
-Naruto: Teamwork: Wedding (1 028 words) (yeah i know, whoa self o_o)
-Girl Genius: teenage!Barry, Bill, and various Jaegers (8 830 words)
-Battlefield Terra: chapter 9 (5 327 words)

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Asuka Kureru
01 November 2014 @ 04:15 pm
TOTAL: 31 065

not bad, not bad. :333

-Girl Genius - Nuée sequel: Pyroclastic (four chapters, complete) (12 002 words)
-Crash Standing chapter 17 (6 165 words)
-Demon Patrol chapter 25 (5 421 words)

-Girl Genius - Nuée sequel: Sorin/Veli porn (3 636 words)
-Demon Patrol chapter 25 snippet i didn't use (152 words)
-Covalent 'verse: Calliope/Kanaya/Caliborn ashenness (1 975 words)
-Battlefield Terra chapter 9 (1 621 words)

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Asuka Kureru
29 October 2014 @ 04:19 pm
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Asuka Kureru
01 October 2014 @ 11:33 am
TOTAL: 34 227 :D

not baaaaad, now we're talking! :D not a LOT of things, but *big* things. That's pretty good. Not scattered. Now if i manage to bring myself back to the nuée sequel ... i spent the first two weeks writing nothing else and now we're three scenes away from the end and my brain's like nope. not cool, brain. >:X

-Demon Patrol chapter 24 (11 207 words)
-Crash Standing chapter 16 (4 740 words)

-Crash Standing chapter 17 (3 123 words)
-Crash Standing snippet i might never use and which is spoilery therefore unposted in the meantime (156 words)
-Demon Patrol chapter 25 (2 065 words)
-Girl Genius - OC - Nuée Ardente sequel (12 936 words)

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Asuka Kureru
This is something I wrote ages ago, for the FF7 with daemons verse (actually for a planned sephzackcloudaeris divergent AU that I ended up never writing) and I never posted it because it does spoil the deal with Zack and Seph's daemons. But it's been so long since I touched this AU, I figured it didn't matter too much anymore.

Zack's daemon (smaller, golden variety).


Day 3

In some places Zack knows that it's seen as kind of rude and invasive to talk to someone else's daemon, especially in public and with people you don't know well. In Wutai, for example, or in the richer circles of Midgar society, it's pretty much shocking. (Which is funny because both societies get hives when you find a point of comparison between them.)

In the army it's not that way, especially not in SOLDIER, but that's because you don't become SOLDIER in the first place if your daemon's going to be dead weight, and being able to take orders and relay them is just the very start of usefulness. (Along with using Materia independently of your human, and fighting a variety of differently-sized, differently-shaped daemons. Predators are the overwhelming majority.)

Zack knows of nowhere it's looked down upon to chat with your own daemon.

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